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87daysbefore:

87daysbefore:

Sorry gotta take this

the only cat call I want to receive tbh

One of the really bad things you can do to your writing is to dress up the vocabulary, looking for long words because you’re maybe a little bit ashamed of your short ones. This is like dressing up a household pet in evening clothes. The pet is embarrassed and the person who committed this act of premeditated cuteness should be even more embarrassed.
Stephen King, On Writing: A Memoir of the Craft (via maxkirin) ←

unhooking-the-stars:

Musichetta is a towering goddess and joly and bossuet are tiny little men and no one will convince me otherwise

causeallidoisdance:

no-this-is-jarod:

they got mad

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Green Day lead singer Billie Joe Armstrong wrote this about his father, who died of cancer on September 1st, 1982. At his father’s funeral, Billie cried, ran home and locked himself in his room. When his mother got home and knocked on the door to Billie’s room, Billie simply said, “Wake me up when September ends.”

So I’d be angry too if people kept this shit up every single year.

oelm:

artemispanthar:

kasukasukasumisty:

pinkiepiebones:

how do the crystal gems react to steven losing his baby teeth

WHERE DID WE GO WRONG WHERE DID WE GO WROOONG

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*frantically tries to shove them back in*

this is 100000% gold I—-

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asmenuke:

this was the coldest thing I’ve read all day and i was caught completely off guard

i-need-that-seat:

pseudosoph:

i-need-that-seat:

For structures that have no entry steps, ConvertaStep also makes ramps of three sizes that come in a manual as well as automatic version.

(via ConvertaStep | Wheelchair Accessibility | Ramps | Convertastep - Freedom In Mobility)

This welcome mat converts into a fully accessible wheelchair ramp. Beautiful and functional design. I want it.

Some more info, for people who are interested.

First of all, I can’t believe this has almost 3,000 notes. I’m so glad that people are sharing this - both as a cool design, and also as an important accessibility feature.

Thanks to pseudosoph for linking to additional info (above) regarding weight limits, lift height, and product background — the creator is a wheelchair user himself! Very cool stuff. Keep sharing!

nagato316:

gosimpsonic:

And you’ll never have one.

Totes reblogging for emphasis on that last line.

weloveshortvideos:

Bag of Chips = 100% Air.

asylum-art:

Devon  Dorrityon Sculptures

website | deviantART | Facebook

Devon Dorrity is an award-winning fantasy figure sculptor based out of  Mountain Green, Utah. His sculptures have been featured in Spectrum 20: The Best in Contemporary Fantastic Art, ImagineFX: June 2014, and in The Museum of American Illustration’s Spectrum Exhibit in September 2014.

Devon started sculpting seriously in 2012 after being invited to attend a modeling session at Adonis Bronze by Dennis Smith.

His first finished piece was a 78” monument sized figurative piece entitled Queen of the Seas. It is a Cecaelia, a mythical human octopus hybrid creature. Then several other sculptures followed including The Sorceress and Wood Nymph.

everythingsungodly:

singlepatriotsinyourarea:

911official:

Thank god like its 2014

uhhh why would state agencies be buying or displaying the ol’ stars & bars anyway?

lol what

kiwibutt:

moopdrea:

oscarwildeis-dead:

Allow me to introduce you to the Red-eyed Crocodile Skink. 
Since these guys were recently discovered (mid to late nineties), there isn’t a whole lot that is known about them, but I’ll share a few facts with you here. 

  • These guys can grow up to ten inches in length, though the average is more like seven.
  • They’re pretty shy and choose to play dead as their defense mechanism. 
  • Other than geckos, these guys are one of the only lizards that vocalize. Their sound is described as a barking noise when they’re in distress
  • Average lifespan is listed at around 6 years 

DRAGONS

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resistance was futile

twizzlers-and-teslas:

admiraloblivious:

shinobicyrus:

queerpropaganda:

"can men and women really be just friends??" straight people are so weird

It is a fact that bisexuals can’t make friends. There is only prey.

*makes raptor noises*

TONIGHT

WE HUNT