What I look for in a girl:
- Water, 35 litres
- Carbon, 20 kilograms
- Ammonia, 4 litres
- Lime, 1.5 kilograms
- Phosphorus, 800 grams
- Salt, 250 grams
- Saltpeter, 100 grams
- Sulfur, 80 grams
- Fluorine, 7.5 grams
- Iron, 5 grams
- Silicon, 3 grams
- Trace amounts of 15 other elements
I dunno, I still think your standards are too high.
A woman like that is gonna cost you an arm and a leg.
ITS THE EXACT FUCKING SAME FIGHT LIKE I AM WEAK AS FUCK WHY THIS OLD LADY JUST AS SMOOTH AS ONE OF THE LEGENDARY SANNIN
don’t test black women son
what is the point of gay straight alliances why would i want to be in an alliance with straight people
Because we outnumber you.
I’m not saying it’s fair. I’m saying it’s true.
fruit flies outnumber us too but you don’t see me being in an alliance with them
Fruit flies have very little influence on our lives apart from being a nuisance
not seeing many differences between fruit flies and straight allies
similar to fruit flies, straight allies are weak and will not survive the winter
tall warrior woman wearing heavy armor and wielding a two-handed weapon leaning over so her princess girlfriend can stand on tippy-toes to kiss her on the cheek
tall, regal princess wearing heavy robes and a heavy crown leaning over so that her warrior girlfriend can stand on tippy toes to kiss her on the cheek
There are approximately 1,013,913 words in the English language but I could never string any of them together to explain how incredible I think you are.
Siri just suddenly made me sad
how do straight people even function when they are so fragile that my existence can ruin their marriage, life and ability to raise their children
"LSD causes users to lose weight."
That makes sense. It’s kind of hard to get to the fridge when there’s a dragon guarding it.
I honestly didn’t think this was real, so I googled it.
Apparently it is.
I fucking LOVE this man.
First he comes out in defence of teaching evolution over creationism, and now this.
GO GET ‘EM, BILL!!
Holy shit what a BAMF.
ALL MY YES
BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
BILL NYE THE BADASS MOTHERFUCKER
It is a common misconception that the ‘L’ in Samuel L Jackson’s name is an abbreviation of his middle name. In actuality, It is a roman numeral, indicating that he is the 50th descendant in the line of Samuel Jacksons, who have guarded our race since the ancient times.
someone on facebook posted this intending it to be negative but instead it’s INCREDIBLE. go girl scouts
I WOULD LIKE TO EAT MORE OF THESE COOKIES PLEASE AND THANK
It’s so funny that this is supposed to be negative criticism.
*spends entire income on thin mints
true story: people were enraged that a young transgirl was accepted into the girl scouts. they released a statement saying they will accept girls of any gender, shape or size.
*stuffs face full of samoas* Yes. Good.